When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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