i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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