Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
now i know why i became what i already was.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
They took my balls.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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