suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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