took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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