I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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