what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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