I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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