But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
worst night to have a conscience
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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