How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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