it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sext me about skeletons
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize