I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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