well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
no, he came in my armpit
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you had me at cake vodka
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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