I don't think brook has ever known best
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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