You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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