Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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