She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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