2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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