It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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