HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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