Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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