What should our trivia night team be named?
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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