Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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