Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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