Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We need to get me chipped asap
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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