I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize