i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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