I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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