So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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