So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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