Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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