i don't like sucking hair
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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