I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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