Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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