its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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