the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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