Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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