Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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