please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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