I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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