Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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