quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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