your thong is hanging out like whoa
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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