Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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