his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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