I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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