i don't like sucking hair
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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