don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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