Kiss
Puke
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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