Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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